Speak Klingon Badly!

Construct your own atrocious Klingon! Just Like They Do On TV!! note: Televised Klingon is known far and wide in the galaxy for constructing terrible Klingon phrases. I mean REALLLLY. Stinko. Klingon gutter talk, absolutely wrong and absolutely incorrect grammar.

On the other hand, if you just want to put together a phrase this way, use the drop down boxes to turn your English phrase into, shall we say "targh-Klingon"

Use this tool to choose your subject, verb and object. You will see the English word on the left, and the Klingon on the right, bracketed with asterisks.

Qapla'!

If you have honor, you may check out the Klingon Language Institute.

object:

verb:

subject:

GREETINGS, SALUTATIONS

According to the rules (sic) of "Bad Klingon", all you have to do to make a greeting is add the word maj to the time of day. That is, Good Morning, is maj po'.

           po'      (morning)
           DungluQ  (noon)             
maj        pov      (afternoon)                 
           ram      (evening) 
           jaj      (day)

GETTING COMPLEX

Sentences: (Use to connect sentences) 'ej: and qoj: and/or ghap: either/or Lists: (use to connect nouns in a list AFTER the list That is, like saying "I have a car bicycle AND".) je: and, also joq: and/or pagh: either/or

WARNING: DON'T expect educated Klingons to understand you!

DON'T BE SURPRISED if they try to kill you for so slaughtering their native tongue!

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